After posting this, I decided to follow up.
Now I have done a study. Fifteen people random people sat at home, worked and went through their normal routines. They all wanted more money. The second group of fifteen followed their same routine except that, in their spare time, they bombarded Bill Gates and Microsoft with phone calls, emails and written correspondence asking for money. The study showed that the first group actually were more productive and made 0.2 percent more money than the second group.
I think the results are astounding. Clearly, Bill Gates doesn’t exist and Microsoft is a conspiracy meant to control weak-minded boobs.